Steve'd

When a person or events conspire to create havok with your best laid plans. To ensure a dramatic failure with negative and often dire consequence.

Person 1: I was on my way to lunch yesterday when I got Steve'd!!

Person 2: Oh no, really?
Person 1: Yes way! I got a call on my phone, and not only did my lunch date cancel on me, but the prick made me turn around and come into a last minute meeting

Steve'd by Steve Danaher April 20, 2010

Steve'd

Another word for PWND/OWND, BURNED, SERVED or any variations there of.

In reference to Steven Jobs and what they used to say when he would fire then out of anger back in 1997 when he rejoined apple.

"OW You kicked me in the nads!"
"YOU JUST GOT STEVE'D"

Steve'd by Mao January 1, 2008

Steve'd

When your best friend is helping his elderly father with chores in the harsh prairie winter and he asks you to keep his lonely farm wife company until he returns and you go over and fuck her.
Your best friend then proceeds to kill himself within the next hours, by going outside and freezing to death when he finds you in bed with his wife.

"Where's Paul?"
"Dead. I totally Steve'd his wife last week."

Steve'd by Jordie LaForge March 2, 2008

Steve'd

"Steve'd" is the term for being very drunk. It originated from a famous man from Aberdeen when he got unbearably drunk to the point where movement was a struggle so the people of Aberdeen had to name it.

If you're "Steve'd" this can include lack of balance, puking a lot, slurring your words, on the floor unable to get up etc.

"I was so Steve'd last night I puked all over the neighbors dog"

"Lets get Steve'd tonight at the party!"

"He was Steve'd last night, he must have a hangover today"

Steve'd by Urbandictatorforbes March 5, 2013

Steve'd yourself 

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.

Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."

Steve'd yourself by SubsurfaceShrek June 22, 2020

Steve D'd

(Steve-deed)
When you're friends bail on you for no reason at all.

Max Brown was suppose to hang out with me tonight but he Steve D'd me!

Steve D'd by caitzplainandsimp October 2, 2010

Steve’d it 

When you mess up something good because of your own stupidity

He could’ve tapped it but he steve’d it up with Stacy. What a shame.

Steve’d it by Savvyreign March 21, 2020