stourport

1.A shit hole of pikey dwelling.
2.An arse of a person.

1. "My friend's mom's house is like stourport. It stinks of shit."
2. "I met mikey the other day, he's such a stourport."

by Pinso June 30, 2008

Stockport Academy

An absolute shithole of a school. Almost as bad as Reddish Vale.

“Oh my good look! Its Stockport Academy, poor kids who go there…”

by xanupt May 21, 2021

stockport school

biggest shithole in england

“look it’s the shithole stockport school!

by bibitch609 February 15, 2021

stockport

-Largest town in the UK.
-300,000 people
-Home to the wonderful steve coogan and the awful sarah harding.
-Full of manchester united and city fans...and the odd county fan.

meh...i dont have one :(

by Hanny May 13, 2005

stockport

The most affluent borough of Greater Manchester, although most Stopfordians would still refer to it as being in Cheshire.
This is where it was until some knob in 1974 decided to move the boundaries to lump us in with the Mancunian rabble.
Also home to the "friendly football club" Stockport County.

Oh, I do wish that I could afford to move to Stockport.

by Stockport Steve December 16, 2006

stopportunity

A word designed to prevent having to explain that you are waiting for a good opportunity to stop/pause a movie, video game or other activity.

"Are you going to come eat dinner?" "Yes I'm just waiting for a stopportunity."

This would replace "Yes, I'm just waiting for a chance to pause the movie." Or "Yes, I'm just waiting for a slow down in the action so I can pause."

This is nearly as short and easy as "Yes, I'm coming in a minute!" but conveys more specific information and is a more polite response.

by Visiblemode July 31, 2013

stockport

Stockport may be a shithole but were fuckin better than blackpool and as for liverpool well its full of fuckin scouse bastards the twatting tramps. if any of you scuffy fat headed annoyin fuckin bell ends ever abuse stockport again im gonna rape your nanna suck a fat one u bastard scousers.

scruffy scouse bastards

by ? February 21, 2005