stockport

-Largest town in the UK.
-300,000 people
-Home to the wonderful steve coogan and the awful sarah harding.
-Full of manchester united and city fans...and the odd county fan.

meh...i dont have one :(

by Hanny May 13, 2005

stockport

The most affluent borough of Greater Manchester, although most Stopfordians would still refer to it as being in Cheshire.
This is where it was until some knob in 1974 decided to move the boundaries to lump us in with the Mancunian rabble.
Also home to the "friendly football club" Stockport County.

Oh, I do wish that I could afford to move to Stockport.

by Stockport Steve December 16, 2006

stockport

Stockport may be a shithole but were fuckin better than blackpool and as for liverpool well its full of fuckin scouse bastards the twatting tramps. if any of you scuffy fat headed annoyin fuckin bell ends ever abuse stockport again im gonna rape your nanna suck a fat one u bastard scousers.

scruffy scouse bastards

by ? February 21, 2005

Stockport

Large town in the south-east region of the Republic of Mancunia. Came 12th in the 50 crappest towns in the Britain book a couple of years ago. Has a larger amount of Man City season ticket holders than any other part of Mancunia (see "Man City"). Has a large scally population and a Sainsbury's which has the largest vending machine in Europe.

"Stockport, give us a song!"

by Lev Yashin September 26, 2004

Stockport

The Cannabis city of the UK.
Stockport where they have real Cannabis and not imitation, soapbar hash. Stockport. The land of the free.

We have 8 skunk and 3 hash,
3 Cannabis cafes, no hookers.

by bobby April 20, 2004

stockport

Town just 6 miles away from Manchester(scum land) Also home to a Football club with brilliant support but poor performances.

" United's Shit,City's Worse | We Always Put The County First "

by Lee Martin March 29, 2005

Stockport

Large town in southern manchester, famed for raging hordes of scallies who conduct hate campaigns against any non-scallies from the comfort of their urine-soaked park benches. Oh, and lots of old people.

Adjective: 'Stopfordian'

Mabel realised with an insidious feeling of dismay that her dirty secret was finally out: now everyone knew she was from Stockport.

by The Angel of the Odd May 13, 2005