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storyland 

A magical place where dreams come true.
A land where stories are created, lived, and revisited.
A place you want to be.

Similar to pound town, but with more emphasis on female satisfaction through semi-dominant foreplay, and intercourse.
"That married cocklover on craigslist was looking for a hung stud; I took that whore to Storyland with my footlong."

"My girl's friends call my bed Storyland after they hear her stories, and see her walking after we're done."
storyland by Su Omynona October 12, 2013
Words you can keep

sharyland 

A school district notorious for being #1 in everything jn texas. What people don't know is that the school is full of fuck boys, hoes, showoffs/tryhards, losers, and overall douchebags that don't care about anything other than sex. You usually find sophomores being pregnant, and useless pep rallys that only make the students want to die even more.
Fuckboy: Yeah bro! I LOVE SHARYLAND!

Guy: I hope you get aids

Hoe: I got pregant from this boy at sharyland!

Loser: *continues to repeat same joke for the rest of the year.*
sharyland by sharylandsucksballs October 31, 2017

Startlandia 

The place where the startish live.
The opposite of Finland.
Hey uh brittany. Are you from Startlandia?
Startlandia by Britt&Josh; July 5, 2007

Snorlando 

Rare Snorlax evolution that evolves Orlando's into lazy IT technicians who sleep on the job.
God damn it, we hired a Snorlando. Good luck getting tickets resolved now.
Snorlando by Dick Picker August 30, 2023
1. An individual that lacks the brain power, ambition, or down right common sense to teach.

2. see slut
Student 1: "Yo, did we have Stoutland homework?"
Student 2: "Yeah, but I'm not gonna do it."
Stoutland by Chenggissss Kahn March 11, 2008

Sharyland 

You get Suspended or ISS for following the schools rules, you get a tardy slip for being in class one nano second late, fucking kill me please.
Irvinn from sharyland was late to class even though he was in the classroom before the bell rang.
Sharyland by Mclovin el dad May 27, 2018

Shortland Street 

The TV show that most New Zealanders love or hate. If you hate Shortland Street and you live in New Zealand then you should go commit die
John I hate Shortland Street
Tyler Go commit uninstall life
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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