Sortland

A city in Northern Norway.
Also means "Blackland" in Norwegian.

Do you wanna go to Sortland?
No, it's so fucking ugly. Looks like somebody took a shit on the place, put up some windmills, low-end apartments and called it Sortland.

Sortland by BlacklandOfficial March 17, 2025

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Shortland Street

The TV show that most New Zealanders love or hate. If you hate Shortland Street and you live in New Zealand then you should go commit die

John I hate Shortland Street
Tyler Go commit uninstall life

Shortland Street by Shortland Street November 9, 2019

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Sortland • shortlands • Shortland Street • Sordland

shortlands

epic suburban area between beckenham and bromley. quite possibly the next world power. full of very awesome people and great connections to london, sevenoaks, orpington etc. probably safer than your local police station.

"you wanna go to shortlands?"
"where else? xD"
"the empire shall prevail!"

shortlands by toast man March 28, 2010

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Sordland

The best nation in all of Merkopa from the game Suzerain. Greci Sordland!

Normal Person 1: A Morgna wes core
Normal Person 2: Vectern sis da!
Sordist: Greci Sordland!

Sordland by ruraldictionary.cum May 30, 2024

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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