store-bought 

Mediocre, underwhelming, bland, unoriginal or unimpressive.

"These cookies are so store-bought."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."

store-bought by guyish_dude June 29, 2024

store bought 

Refers to a woman who has purchased breast enhancement.

Jimmy, Man, she sure has some large breasts..
Harry, yeah, they look "store bought" to me...

store bought by Olericat December 6, 2020

Store Bought 

Used in contrast to 'So Hot' to refer to someone who's 'sexy' look is completely dependent on their cash flow and mindless fad following as opposed to being authentically and naturally gorgeous. Often 'Store Bought' individuals are attempting to mimic whichever celebrity is popular at the moment. Some of these celebrities are also 'Store Bought'

"Oh look!, another Store Bought Brittany Look-alike.

Store Bought by Anno Nemus September 15, 2009

Store Bought 

A special way of refering to an adopted freak.

I was homemade, but my sister's a store bought.

Store Bought by SpiderMeat June 30, 2011

Store-bought titties 

A female's surgically augmented breasts.

Charlene sure likes showing off her store-bought titties.

Store-bought titties by ShaneMac November 11, 2014

store-bought ta-tas 

Artificially enhanced breasts.

Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.

store-bought ta-tas by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 1, 2005

Store bought Conservative 

Conservatives who work as puppets for the Bush/Cheney administration such as Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter ext. They are never to be confused with Independant conservatives.

If you want good right-wing radio, don't listen to that store bought conservative, listen to Michael Savage instead!

Store bought Conservative by The Harmeister July 15, 2008