stooned 

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

stooned by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

Stoned 

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

Stoned by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Phone Stoned 

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

Phone Stoned by ahhandrew August 5, 2010

Stoned 

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

Stoned by Jitts November 13, 2009

Philosopher Stoned 

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

Philosopher Stoned by TripleWest September 3, 2012

Stoned 

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

Stoned by j-dog April 21, 2003