stonkers

Drunk or tired, weary.

Can be used in either context.

"Yeah, I just got home from work and I'm stonkers."

"Let's go out and get stonkers!"

by Scott February 9, 2005

Stonkers

An older woman’s, or milfs, large, saggy, pendulous breasts.

I’m so turned on by that milfs pair of stonkers I’m going to have to use the bathroom to rub one out!!!

by milfchaser April 20, 2025

Oh Stinkers

A sarcastic remark made when someone is having a stupid problem you don't care about at all.

Person 1: "Ugh, my phone died for the 5th time today."
Person 2: "Oh stinkers for you."

by ihaterice July 10, 2015

little stinkers

Little Stinkers- A way better name for a fanbase than Jake Paulers or Logang. The cult following of Drew Gooden (The inventor of YouTube). The fanbase of infamous Viner Drew Gooden.

ME: I'm the biggest little stinker!

Drew: Excuse me, what?
ME: I'm a large small turd!
Little Stinkers- A way better name for a fanbase than Jake Paulers or Logang. The cult following of Drew Gooden (The inventor of YouTube). The fanbase of infamous Viner Drew Gooden.

by GREG IS BETTER! December 10, 2018

Stoners creed

Stoners...are a group people who get high together.(we are not that group that gets so high we lie cheat kill and steal to get high if your doing any of that your a fuck up not a stoner)..stoners are seekers..we are on some kind of journey...and seeking others that understand us..we figure our motto let's get high and gain some knowledge from one another..we like to chill..and be accepted we are family..even if we only meet once..we have one common in common..
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust

Stoners creed an unspoken oath of silence forever and ever

by PRETTY IN COPPER February 5, 2017

stonerstition

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.

<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011

Stonker

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022