When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
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by Dan Fox July 18, 2003
Get the stonker mug.Past tense of 'to stonker'. Meaning to destroy someone during sexual intercourse leaving them unable to walk.
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by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
Get the stonker mug.To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
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