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When an object smells worser than you've ever smelled in you're life
This thing is smonkers!
Smonkers by iHATEtiktok 9.0.0 July 25, 2022
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Smokers Lungs 

Something only Tina D Cook knows about so very well.
Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!
Smokers Lungs by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022

smonversation

A fake conversation, usually pertaining to lavender-scented shampoo and voice-overs
Why does Justin smell like Danny's lavender shampoo, Danny thought.
It's because he used Danny's shampoo, Justin thought.
They had had a conversation about this, Danny thought.
He remember that conversation and it's the exact reason he did it, Justin thought.
Conversation, smonversation, Danny thought
smonversation by remblack April 7, 2015

smokers thumb 

The inevitable callus that forms from smoking too many bowls with a bad lighter.
"This lighter fuckin' sucks! I'm gonna have a bad case of smokers thumb tomorrow..."
smokers thumb by Xobeht December 25, 2007

Smokers Tree 

A tree located in Eugene, OR at sheldon highschool called the "Smokers Tree". Over the years it has become place where all the stoner kids gather before, after, and in between classes to socialize and enjoy a cigg or two.
smoker: "hey, meet me at the tree"

nonsmoker: "i've seen you over by the smokers tree before...."

smokers 30 

the speed stoners tend to go when driving, thirty miles per hour. most of the time the stoners don't realize how slow they are going, and a po po may catch them easily.
"Hey man, look at those pot heads boxin it up in that car"
"Yeah, they gonna get caught too if they don't stop goin a smokers 30"
smokers 30 by a dizzle pizzle July 12, 2003

Smokers Cough

A cough resembling a smoker coughing due to bad lungs.
*cough*....... *cough cough*

"Damn, son that's some bad smokers cough."
"Yeah i know."
Smokers Cough by Patty cake. May 1, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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