stomata

british slang for a boy when a girl chooses personality and is crushing on him but slowly realises he is leng this is similar to a code name

girl: Omg have you seen my stomata today?!
friend: He is so ugly you can find someone better.
girl: but he’s sweet that’s why he’s a stomata

by sangeable January 21, 2024

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Stomatitty

An unfortunate defect in some women. Exists when one's stomach extends further out then her breasts. Very visible in malls, fast food restaurants, and movie theater popcorn lines.

Pronounced Stom-it-ity

You - Wow that lady is suffering from a severe case of stomatitty.

Friend- Which one?

You - (pointing) That one.

by soccerplaya May 12, 2008

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stomatoast

Eepisode where you are feeling like you're halfway in a coma and halfway in your body. It's like being comatosed but from Cannabis usage making it stomatoast. To be in the state you must have smoked too much reefer or too much medical marijuana has been consumed.

I get stomatoast or stomatoastedevery night I use medical marijuana

His eyes so red he's totally stomatoast.

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

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stomacake

when you eat to much cake and get a stomach ache

Julian: Hey gory how was the choclate ripple mudslide cake?

Gory: It was good but i think i gotta a stomacake now!

by Julian C April 6, 2007

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Stomagasm

Noun. The brown shiny love-chunk deposited from the soft opening in the stomach designed for a colostomy bag, usually after a particularly gratifying session of stomalingus.

Lee: Oh Danny! Danny! Faster! You are so skilled with your tongue around my unnatural intestinal opening, I think you're going to bring me to stomagasm!

Danny: *retches* *spits beige saliva*

by Brixtom August 27, 2012

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