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stogmata 

Belief that why the hooves of a pig are bleeding is a religious experience.
When Misty attempts to say the name of the movie she saw.
"You know that one movie with the lady who's hands bled?" "Stogmata"
stogmata by Stuman666 May 30, 2024
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stogmata 

Belief that why the hooves of a pig are bleeding is a religious experience.
When Misty attempts to say the name of the movie she saw.
"You know that one movie with the lady who's hands bled?" "Stogmata"
stogmata by Stuman666 May 30, 2024
Stigmata consists of five classic points where wounds appear: the side, both hands and both feet. Traditionally these are known as the Five Wounds or the Sacred Wounds of our Lord, because they are the marks that occurred at the time of the Crucifixion. Some people are said to suffer the Passion of Christ which includes: the agony at Gethsemane (including the tears or sweating of blood); scourging; the crowning of thorns; beatings; the shoulder sound from carrying the Cross; and the Five Wounds inflicted during the Crucifixion itself.
Intense pain is caused by these wounds, which remains constant throughout the entire course of the stigmatism.
Stigmata by Chirst the Savior February 26, 2004

Ikea Stigmata 

the red mark you get on the palm of your hand following the assembly of flatpack furniture, due to the motion required to turn the screwdriver repeatedly.
Dave is taking it easy, he got a bad case of Ikea Stigmata today after assembling a futon.
Ikea Stigmata by Starryinkgirl July 31, 2011

Sharpie stigmata 

the mysterious markings that appear on your hands, clothing and sometimes face after using a Sharpie marker.
I was doodling during the meeting, and as I was walking out, I noticed that my hands were covered with Sharpie stigmata.
Sharpie stigmata by basest August 5, 2011

cockblock stigmata

A phenomenon in which a female marks her territory (potential mate) by posting suggestive and flirtatious expressions for the world to see on facebook or expressed in person at work in public to a potential mate. Thus marking her territory as if the male has been chosen by god himself, effectively cockblocking the male for months.
What she bought u clothes and wants you to wear it to work? That's not nice it's just a cockblock stigmata for every other girl to see.

marimba stigmata 

the marks that appear in the palm of your hands while practicing the stevens four mallet grip.
Hey guys, i practiced enough to get a marimba stigmata
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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