Stomatitty

An unfortunate defect in some women. Exists when one's stomach extends further out then her breasts. Very visible in malls, fast food restaurants, and movie theater popcorn lines.

Pronounced Stom-it-ity

You - Wow that lady is suffering from a severe case of stomatitty.

Friend- Which one?

You - (pointing) That one.

by soccerplaya May 12, 2008