Stomagasm

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Noun. The brown shiny love-chunk deposited from the soft opening in the stomach designed for a colostomy bag, usually after a particularly gratifying session of stomalingus.

Lee: Oh Danny! Danny! Faster! You are so skilled with your tongue around my unnatural intestinal opening, I think you're going to bring me to stomagasm!

Danny: *retches* *spits beige saliva*

Stomagasm by Brixtom August 27, 2012

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storegasm

The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

or

The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.

Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.

storegasm by authOOr July 10, 2006

Related Words

Stomagasm • storegasm • Stormgasm • storgasm • Samagasm • socagasm • Sodagasm • Stoagamon • stomagus • Stonegasm

Samagasm

An exceptionally wonderful orgasm given or received by a person named Samantha.

Yeah it was more than an orgasm, it was a samagasm.

Samagasm by O.Samantha June 23, 2008

Stonegasm

Orgasm experienced during intoxication.

Lust filled their reddened eyes, as they anticipated the stonegasm to come.

Stonegasm by Yammer January 9, 2004

Sodagasm

1. When you are so addicted, you're jonesing for a sweet, carbonated, caffeinated beverage that bubbles sweetly down your throat and finally getting one is ecstacy.
2. You're in the middle of hot sex and all you can think about is drinking a soda.

That first diet Pepsi in the morning gives me a sodagasm.

I poured soda on his dick and then sucked it off because I was so thirsty and had a sodagasm.

Sodagasm by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

storegasm

An orgasm that has not been released for a long time.

I've climaxed a few times with you, but they were little- this one was huge! It was a storegasm!

storegasm by Meadow Soprano April 2, 2011

Stormgasm

when a storm chaser sees their first tornado or other large scale extreme weather system close up they make an animal-like screeching/whooping sound.

Storm chaser #1 sees tornado coming at him: "holy crap! WHOOOOOO OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME!!!"

Storm chaser #2: "stop having a stormgasm!"

Stormgasm by nickweber November 3, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026