An unfortunate defect in some women. Exists when one's stomach extends further out then her breasts. Very visible in malls, fast food restaurants, and movie theater popcorn lines.

Pronounced Stom-it-ity

You - Wow that lady is suffering from a severe case of stomatitty.

Friend- Which one?

You - (pointing) That one.

Stomatitty by soccerplaya May 12, 2008

Related Words

Stomatio • stamatios • stoatious • Stomatitty • stomative • stomatoast • stomatosed • Stomatrotique • Stoma Toma

stomatoast

Eepisode where you are feeling like you're halfway in a coma and halfway in your body. It's like being comatosed but from Cannabis usage making it stomatoast. To be in the state you must have smoked too much reefer or too much medical marijuana has been consumed.

I get stomatoast or stomatoastedevery night I use medical marijuana

His eyes so red he's totally stomatoast.

stomatoast by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

stamatios

Name of a king. Comes from the line of Greeks from Alexander the Great. The Stamatios family can be traced to many battles in Spartan times.

Alexander the Great forged a mighty alliance with the Stamatios tribe.

stamatios by Moderator1234 February 16, 2018

stomatosed

When you are so stoned you feel comatosed

"Your so high mert!"

"Yeah man I'm stomatosed right now"

stomatosed by Adamnickh October 13, 2013

stoatious

to be stoatious is to be in the act of rocking out to deadly choons (tunes) while under the influence of alcohol or other substances.

i was totally stoatious at the show the other night

stoatious by crabluddite May 30, 2006

stomative

When your testosterone level gets to 100%

I got stomative in that race.

stomative by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026