stomatosed

When you are so stoned you feel comatosed

"Your so high mert!"

"Yeah man I'm stomatosed right now"

by Adamnickh October 13, 2013

somatose

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

Smomatose

A combination between Smammered & Comatose The state where you've drank so much that you cannot move or communicate and it seems to others that you're in a coma.

Guy 1: Man did you see Steve last night? He was Smomatosed!
Guy 2: Haha! Yeah man, he was crazy smomatose, I knew he shouldn't have had that 32nd shot of moonshine.

by Reveny December 18, 2008

Sofatosed

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.

Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.

by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013

Somatosed

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010