stomatosed

When you are so stoned you feel comatosed

"Your so high mert!"

"Yeah man I'm stomatosed right now"

stomatosed by Adamnickh October 13, 2013

somatose 

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

somatose by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

Smomatose 

A combination between Smammered & Comatose The state where you've drank so much that you cannot move or communicate and it seems to others that you're in a coma.

Guy 1: Man did you see Steve last night? He was Smomatosed!
Guy 2: Haha! Yeah man, he was crazy smomatose, I knew he shouldn't have had that 32nd shot of moonshine.

Smomatose by Reveny December 18, 2008

Sofatosed 

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.

Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.

Sofatosed by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013

Somatosed 

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

Somatosed by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010