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somatose 

when you take too many soma
Nah fergit him. He's somatose.
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Smomatose 

A combination between Smammered & Comatose The state where you've drank so much that you cannot move or communicate and it seems to others that you're in a coma.
Guy 1: Man did you see Steve last night? He was Smomatosed!
Guy 2: Haha! Yeah man, he was crazy smomatose, I knew he shouldn't have had that 32nd shot of moonshine.
Smomatose by Reveny December 18, 2008

Sofatosed 

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.
Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.
Sofatosed by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013

Somatosed 

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.
Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.
Somatosed by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026