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Swogen, or sometimes swogenleg, is the Norwegian word for a limp, but it can also refer to a clubfoot. For whatever reason, the word is now being used in Montgomery County, MD to describe guys who drop their friends for new girlfriends. Apparently, swogen is an insult in Norway, where people who appear weak are looked down upon, and it now refers to the person's character. There is a large Norway population in Montgomery County because of the embassy in Washington D.C. which, presumably, is why the word is so commonly used. Now, the forgotten friends are known as swogenhaters.
Person 1: Dude, where is Person 3?
Person 2: He's with his girlfriend tonight, dude.
Person 1: For real? What a swogen?!
swogen by Horst Wilhelm June 26, 2006
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Stogerson 

A ciggetate that is smoked after partaking in alcohol and/or drugs
Sober people: hey, man lets go
smoke a stoge

Fucked up people : my nigga it's time for a stogerson
Stogerson by SmittyBeer November 5, 2013

Strogen fruz

When you get a handjob from a girl who's hands are ice cold.
Kurtis- "Man I got the worst handjob last night, her hands were so cold I lost my boner" Adam- " Damn, that bitch gave you a strogen fruz"
Strogen fruz by class_act September 11, 2009
Generally used in the midwestern region, a nickname or adjective to describe a fencer, typically practicing sabre, who repeatedly annihilates any competition without mercy.
"How'd your last D.E. go?"
"Dude, he got all stogin on me. I lost 15-0."

"Not only is that guy good, but his little sister is so hot it should be illegal."
"What a stogin.
Stogin by willfenceforfood December 6, 2010

no taste like stolen melon 

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!
Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*