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A highly Norwegian town with small population, but a big attitude. Very strong with athletics, esp wrestling and hockey. People are usually high, or about to be. Everyone is attractive and likes to eat at el rio grande or culvers. There are also a lot of albanians with nice cars. We all get drunk on the 17th of May, or Syttende Mai. We spelt the town name wrong on the new watertower, but that doesn't make us any less-likely to kick your ass! Always remember, you can't take the TOUGH out of sTOUGHton!
Visitor 1: Where are we? It smells like marijuana!

Local: You're in stoughton, bitch!
Stoughton by hilow53589 June 2, 2011

stoughton wisconsin 

A highly Norwegian town with small population, but a big attitude. Very strong with athletics, esp wrestling and hockey. People are usually high, or about to be. Everyone is attractive and likes to eat at el rio grande or culvers. There are also a lot of albanians with nice cars. We all get drunk on the 17th of May, or Syttende Mai. We spelt the town name wrong on the new watertower, but that doesn't make us any less-likely to kick your ass! Always remember, you can't take the TOUGH out of sTOUGHton!
come to stoughton wisconsin on the 17th of may, and youll see why we drink
stoughton wisconsin by tapemouth October 3, 2011
More commonly known as Tough Town. Located just south of Boston. Very large Portuguese population. And yea that is pretty much all......
-I am from Stoughton
-Were?
-Tough Town Bitch!
Stoughton by wouldnt u like 2 know? December 12, 2007

stoughton, massachusetts 

Fall River North, New New Bedford, Portugal of the Americas, Brockton's Red-Headed Stepchild. These are all terms that have been used to describe this small podunk town south of Boston. Stoughton aspires to achieve the greatness enjoyed by such cities as Quincy, Worcester and Lynn. In the 1970s and 80s Stoughton was the type of place where long-haired teenagers wore t-shirts emblazoned with the names of heavy metal bands, but sadly has become a haven for wannabe thugs who's only regret in life is that they're not popping caps in peoples' asses in places like Dorchester or Roxbury: Real towns where success in life means that your welfare check arrived in time for the Nattie Ice sale at the local package store. With such famous former residents as Mary Baker Eddy and David Cohen Stoughton is sometimes the focus of statewide news but rarely sees fame on a national level. The nicer parts of Stoughton, mainly the areas in the vicinity of Plain Street and Bay Road, are often seen as extensions of the town's wealthier neighbors Easton and Sharon. It is very easy (and advisable) when in these areas to sometimes forget that you are even in Stoughton at all.
Conversation overheard in the parking lot of CVS pharmacy in Stoughton, Massachusetts

Thug #1 - "Yo, you wanna get something for dinner?"

Thug #2 - "Yeah, Taco Bell, Mc Donald's or Wendy's?"

Thug #1 - "No way yo. Let's go to the Bickford's near the Westgate mall."
shittest place on earth. has a good hockey team.
Liz: Stoughton is Ghetto
Megan: We have a good hockey team.
stoughton by mslemx December 8, 2010

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