Definitions by burn_the_comfort_blanket

Storebought Confidence

The confidence that shallow people have when wearing something hip, using "cool" electronics and showing off materialistic posessions.

She was shining with the storebought confidence, when she was using her new iPhone

Storebought Confidence by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011

Decoy Food 

The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.

I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!

Decoy Food by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011

Shit Processor 

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.

My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.

Shit Processor by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011