stirstick 

total idiot, nerd, blockhead, numbskull, knucklehead

drew is such a stirstick

stirstick by kendrewphil July 26, 2003

shitsticks 

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.

Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”

shitsticks by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Shitstick 

Comes from the spanish word "caga palo". Means a person who messes around to much. A fuck-up

That guy is a real big shitstick!

Shitstick by Thee Shitstick Robert November 6, 2006

ShitStickler

When you launch a disgusting batch of dung with so much anal force that the clump sticks to the side of the bowl.

"Goddamn I just shit so hard the clump stuck to the bowl! Now that's ShitStickler if I ever seen one!"

ShitStickler by Fasteddie666 April 19, 2021

Alabama Stir Stick 

Scratching ones butt hole with thier finger and then stirring someones drink with the tainted finger.

The ass hole at the bar left his drink to take a piss. I scratched my ass hole and stirred his drink, giving him an Alabama Stir Stick

Alabama Stir Stick by Bubba Ho January 23, 2008

Shitsticks 

Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.

After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.

Shitsticks by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

shitsticks 

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

shitsticks by Lfrey May 5, 2006