Stiff as

A phrase to yell when things are going well.

When Jake was doing well at Tetris he yelled "Stiff as!"

by nachoworm February 19, 2010

Stiff

Top/head or brain to give or receive.

She said she gave me stiff I never touched that bi*h

by Young Zammy July 05, 2017

stiffs

Slang. To fail to tip an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaurant wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.

Verb: "He (erroneously) thinks the pizza driver gets the "delivery charge", so stiffs them!" Noun: Stiffs at a bar find themselves thirstier than the good tippers.

by blonde one December 17, 2006

Stiff

Someone (a guy) that doesn't want to talk to/pursue girls and would rather stand by themselves, thus being a stiff.

Wow, Kevin was a stiff again and stayed in the corner as a hot girl danced by herself.

by fernandoalejandro May 27, 2010

stiff

Used to describe a strong alcoholic drink. The more stiff the drink is, the more alcohol there is in it.

Man this drink is fucking stiff. Five ounces of 5 o'clock vodka and five ounces of Kool-Aid lemonade.

by Filthy Sally February 12, 2007

Stiff

1. To cheat (someone) of something owed. 2. To fail to give or supply (something expected or promised).

If you do too much for people, they'll stiff you more than repay you.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 01, 2005

Stiff

It’s the way you carry yourself , with an untouchable swag that can’t be messed with through ones every step and decision.

Bro that outfit is stiff as fuck bro!!

by STIFFBOY March 13, 2019