Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

muffabetical

When you go down on a girl and you do the alphabet with your tongue to make her cum

I went down on her and did the muffabetical

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

Tipping the log

When you decide to do anal and she has a poo inside. You then enter her ass and the tip of your penis touches the poo

Dude, last night I was tipping the log

by Qlesbo June 14, 2024

Transfart

When 2 females are busy scissoring and with all the liquids between them a vacuum forms. In the excitement if one party accidently farts and it is then transferred into the other parties anus it is known as a transfart

Beth and Mary were busy scissoring. In the excitement Beth accidentally farted, resulting in a transfart

by Qlesbo January 07, 2023

Titballing

When you do a doggystyle and the man's saggy balls hits against the woman's saggy tits

They were doing a doggystyle and ended up titballing

by Qlesbo March 10, 2022

Cremainlining

When you snort your dead friends ashes

Shame, after the funeral they respected their friend by cremainlining his ashes

by Qlesbo March 10, 2022

Intruding balls

When it is very cold and your balls creep up into the crevices to hide away

It was so cold I had intruding balls

by Qlesbo April 07, 2022