Cremainlining

When you snort your dead friends ashes

Shame, after the funeral they respected their friend by cremainlining his ashes

by Qlesbo March 10, 2022

Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

Tipping the log

When you decide to do anal and she has a poo inside. You then enter her ass and the tip of your penis touches the poo

Dude, last night I was tipping the log

by Qlesbo June 14, 2024

muffabetical

When you go down on a girl and you do the alphabet with your tongue to make her cum

I went down on her and did the muffabetical

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

Effervescent dusting

When she is so big you can't find the hole and have to throw effervescent dust to check where it foams to aim

I met a big girl last night. I didn't know where the hole was so did some effervescent dusting to look for the foaming to know where to aim

by Qlesbo April 07, 2022

Internal Leftovers

When you have sex for a while and next moment you feel something in there. After looking it is established that there is an old tampon, sausage or carrat that was lodged in there that you managed to get loose

I had sex with her for an hour and the next moment found some internal leftovers

by Qlesbo March 12, 2022

Cleaning the gene pool

When a lady of leasure, a hooker, goes to a dentist to get her teeth cleaned she has many semen specimens in her mouth so she goes to the dentist monthly to clean the gene pool

That lady went to the dentist again for cleaning the gene pool out her teeth

by Qlesbo April 06, 2025