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stuffness 

Stuffness is a word for when you want more stuff but don't know what you need or want.

You can use the word "stuffness" for when your friend ask you what you need when you play a game or is out with a girl (yes they are real) and she says i want something but i don't know what it is.
is most likely in that case is your money she wants from you.
Friend1: Hey what do you need to build this?

Friend2: ohhh stuffness

Boyfriend: what do you want?

Girlfriend: stuffness. (aka your wallet)
stuffness by TheAsjdj April 26, 2017

jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

stuffies 

a stuffed toy monster, most commonly made from fleece or felt.
usually handmade.
are often disturbingly cute.
similar to plushies.
i made a stuffie for my niece's birthday.

i collect stuffies.

i'm trying to come up more designs for stuffies.
stuffies by stefania-zee January 17, 2008

condom stuffers 

Generally undesired items purchased along with condoms, in order to make the purchaser feel less self conscious about purchasing condoms.
I felt embarrassed when I bought those condoms, so I grabbed some condom stuffers to fill the basket. It wasn't until after I left the store that I realized I had grabbed a Harry Potter book and a bottle of hand lotion.
condom stuffers by rubberoff February 8, 2010

Mutha stuffers

Sandwich shop in the heart of Sugarbush Resort ski area, where everyone gets stuffed including your mutha. Top of the line boars head meats, and yea his got monster pickles and sausage with mad flava.
Demetri: hey Dino did my mother eat here today?

Dino: yea I stuffed her and your 2 little sista's. They had the Fubar sandwich and the special of the day.

Demetri: well I'm glad you filled them up on your delicious meats.

Dino: just remember demetri mutha stuffers is where you'll find the best sandwiches north of staten island!!!
Mutha stuffers by Greekfubar3 February 29, 2012

Scared Stiffless 

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.
Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.
Scared Stiffless by squishiefishie October 31, 2018
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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