stuffness

Stuffness is when your lost for words in terms of what you need or want

I need stuffness!

by Asjdj December 15, 2016

stuffness

Stuffness is a word for when you want more stuff but don't know what you need or want.

You can use the word "stuffness" for when your friend ask you what you need when you play a game or is out with a girl (yes they are real) and she says i want something but i don't know what it is.
is most likely in that case is your money she wants from you.

Friend1: Hey what do you need to build this?

Friend2: ohhh stuffness

Boyfriend: what do you want?

Girlfriend: stuffness. (aka your wallet)

by TheAsjdj April 26, 2017

jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

stuffies

a stuffed toy monster, most commonly made from fleece or felt.
usually handmade.
are often disturbingly cute.
similar to plushies.

i made a stuffie for my niece's birthday.

i collect stuffies.

i'm trying to come up more designs for stuffies.

by stefania-zee January 17, 2008

condom stuffers

Generally undesired items purchased along with condoms, in order to make the purchaser feel less self conscious about purchasing condoms.

I felt embarrassed when I bought those condoms, so I grabbed some condom stuffers to fill the basket. It wasn't until after I left the store that I realized I had grabbed a Harry Potter book and a bottle of hand lotion.

by rubberoff February 8, 2010

Mutha stuffers

Sandwich shop in the heart of Sugarbush Resort ski area, where everyone gets stuffed including your mutha. Top of the line boars head meats, and yea his got monster pickles and sausage with mad flava.

Demetri: hey Dino did my mother eat here today?

Dino: yea I stuffed her and your 2 little sista's. They had the Fubar sandwich and the special of the day.

Demetri: well I'm glad you filled them up on your delicious meats.

Dino: just remember demetri mutha stuffers is where you'll find the best sandwiches north of staten island!!!

by Greekfubar3 February 29, 2012

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018