1) When you cum in your boxer shorts, leaving them sticky. Usually caused by either having a wet dream or by jacking off.
2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.
2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.
1) I dreamt about my girlfriend naked last night, but when I woke up, I found I had sticky shorts
2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts
2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts
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A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
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A male that has an obnormally small penis. A person that cannot quite satisfy his female campanion. Someone who does not have what it takes.
That guy on the back of the phone book must have a short stick.
Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.
That fucking Ned is a short stick.
Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.
That fucking Ned is a short stick.
by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005
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by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010
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Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."
Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."
Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"
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I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.
I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.
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