sticky shorts 

1) When you cum in your boxer shorts, leaving them sticky. Usually caused by either having a wet dream or by jacking off.

2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.

1) I dreamt about my girlfriend naked last night, but when I woke up, I found I had sticky shorts

2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts

sticky shorts by Cum and Get It August 5, 2010

Short Stick Wizard 

When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

Short Stick Wizard by Amputee Starfish porn August 13, 2009

short stick

A male that has an obnormally small penis. A person that cannot quite satisfy his female campanion. Someone who does not have what it takes.

That guy on the back of the phone book must have a short stick.

Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.

That fucking Ned is a short stick.

short stick by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005

Cosmic Short Stick 

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.

What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?

Cosmic Short Stick by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010

Shorter-stick treatment 

When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.

Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."

Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"

Shorter-stick treatment by SinfulOsD October 16, 2024

Drawing The Short Stick 

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.

Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.

Drawing The Short Stick by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019

short end of the stick 

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.

Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.

short end of the stick by ssnickerer August 1, 2008