Steuben

An out of this world human. If you need someone to count you down into the next big launch of your life, this is the guy for you. A Steuben has depth, is loyal, and will always spawn in a much needed item for a friend. If you ever meet a Steuben, don't pass up a hug.

"I fell asleep in the vc, and when I woke up, Steuben had built an entire one to one replica of the Svalbard Rocket Range outside my Minecraft house."

Steuben by justanerdwithtoomuchtime October 6, 2025

Von Steuben 

boring ass school in chicago. theres literally no fights and when there is its boring asl. the gyms are nasty as fuck, touch that shit once and you got aids or some shit. the river at the back is basically filled with cum and std’s everywhere since everyone basically fucks there. the lunchroom is musty asf and if you actually sit there ur a fucking loser. like man at least go to the auditorium or something.

“yo what school u go to?”
“i go to von steuben”
“aw hell naw bruh 💀”

Von Steuben by 3inchdestroyer November 12, 2021

Von Steuben 

A (Chicago) school. It is full of mold. Messy education. Is not diverse in sports.

I don't go to Von Steuben.

Von Steuben by blanket rag man March 24, 2021

Baron Von Steuben 

He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.

random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?

200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!

Baron Von Steuben by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024

Steubenville 

A small town in Ohio that most people living here won't see the age of 60 because of the Dirty stinky shit filled air and a bunch of immature drunk assholes driving around at night.

If you wanna die early, be bored everyday for your whole life, sit in convenient parking lot or get drunk come to Steubenville.

Steubenville by victor brian December 24, 2004

shitting in Steubenville 

adding nothing of value to nowhere of any significance

He fancies himself an Instagram influencer, but he's just shitting in Steubenville

shitting in Steubenville by Spunky Spunk October 13, 2019

Steubenville 

An economically depressed town in Ohio that unwittingly became the poster child of rape culture, underage drinking, football hero worship and bystander apathy. It is a place where crimes are covered up by parents, coaches, authorities meanwhile it gets posted on twitter, facebook and youtube. Later to get hacked and exposed by Anonymous. Even though the town fails at the game of life it wins big in high school football. In this town, teenage rape victims get blamed for the crime and receive death threats by other girls. Also, women reporters covering the news have been known to be rape apologists.

Josh: Did you hear about what happened in Steubenville bro?
Jake: Yeah that town is crazy, maybe they should change the name to Stupidville.

Steubenville by JoshorJake March 19, 2013