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stepmom/stepbitch
A bitch who has no job except doing some housework and making the stepson feel like a total piece of shit.
stepmom/stepbitch by motherpanda9987 October 27, 2013
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Stepmom
1.A poor excuse for an actual mom; someone who tries to make your life as miserable as possible
2.Cinderella's worst enemy
2.Cinderella's worst enemy
Stepmom by faeriebabe27 December 25, 2008
hated stepmom
someone who decides to take other peoples husbands and make them theirs. also forces their new husbands children to like them and put the knife on the right side of the plate.
hated stepmom by stephanie hehehehhe April 2, 2009
stepmom
A Stepmom is some bitch your dad marrys that lives in your house. All she does is fuck your dad and eat all your food. She'll sit on her lazy ass all day and not do any housework. Then she'll complain about how she can't get along with you and she'll kick you out of the house to live with your older sister.
stepmom by You_don't_need_therapy June 14, 2010
Stepmom
I giant bitch who somehow tricked your dad into marrying her or something and
all she does is fuck him loudly or be a bitch. She does nothing around the
house and is usually blonde always hates the real mom and never even makes an effort to connect with the older children. Outsiders think she is nice but all this bitch cares about is money. She also tried to put your dad in a difficult position by threating to break up with him if I don't go live with my mom for a while.
all she does is fuck him loudly or be a bitch. She does nothing around the
house and is usually blonde always hates the real mom and never even makes an effort to connect with the older children. Outsiders think she is nice but all this bitch cares about is money. She also tried to put your dad in a difficult position by threating to break up with him if I don't go live with my mom for a while.
My stepmom (I can't say her name for legal reasons so let's just say.... Arabrab is a skanky slutty money hungry bitch whore.
Stepmom by Darthcheezeburger November 4, 2014
Crazy overstepping stepmom
The crazy overstepping stepmom wanted to prove she was just as good as that the kids' mother, so at the first opportunity she signed up for mommy and me classes, bought a shirt that said Worlds Best Mom and told the kids, "Just call me mom, I'm like practically the same thing."
Sue: Look that mom over there breastfeeding, isn't that sweet.
Jane: Hey, I know her, she's that child's crazy overstepping stepmom!
Dad: You know honey, you are so great I think you ought to just replace my ex-wife altogether.
New Wife: Great, I'll sign up for the PTA tomorrow, can I take little Janie to get her ears pierced?
Dad: You're perfect, there's no other crazy overstepping stepmom like you.
Sue: Look that mom over there breastfeeding, isn't that sweet.
Jane: Hey, I know her, she's that child's crazy overstepping stepmom!
Dad: You know honey, you are so great I think you ought to just replace my ex-wife altogether.
New Wife: Great, I'll sign up for the PTA tomorrow, can I take little Janie to get her ears pierced?
Dad: You're perfect, there's no other crazy overstepping stepmom like you.
Crazy overstepping stepmom by Harmony08 September 16, 2010
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