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button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms
Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.
button stitcher by tory borty June 24, 2013
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stitch incoming 

This comes from use of the ‘stitch’ feature on TikTok which allows users to respond to small sections of other videos by adding (stitching) their own video.

When you first see such content, the initial video may be triggering or seem to be contrary to what the creator usually posts. To warn viewers and stop them from clicking away, creators add the ‘stitch incoming’ caption to let viewers know to not exit the video too quickly, but, rather, to wait for the bit that follows (usually a rebuttal).
It is used as a video caption, not in a sentence.

The tik tok creator added the caption Stitch Incoming to let us know that her video critique would directly follow the original clip.
stitch incoming by Ssskkkttt February 24, 2023

Stitch Syndrome 

The feeling of being completely swallowed by love and adortion for another person, but due to distance from them, the feeling creates a numbing heartache and aching longing.
Dawg, this Lilo girl gave me stitch syndrome last night, i never felt so alone and in love.
Stitch Syndrome by sleepyred March 28, 2022

Stitch And Ditch 

Like Dine and Dash But For Ditching the Hospital Bill.
Janna-"Wow. Joey This hospital bill is gonna cost us."

Joey-"Lets just Stitch and ditch."
Stitch And Ditch by Jiggy_Pop January 26, 2019

Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)
Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"
Snitches Get Stitches by JJLM93 March 16, 2009

Stitchens 

Stitchens is a word for fornicating.

You give a girl the stitchens!

Its like givin her da POUND cake doe!
"Yo, tonight I got a fine girl comin over and I'm going to give her the stitchens!"
"Baby when i see you i got a surprise for you". - she answers what? Imma give u the stitchens! ...then he stitches her... girl answers...I love the stitchens!"
"I just stitched Zuheily."
"Man i haven't stitched in a while, i need some stitchens doe!"
"Hey Julito stitched 2 girls in one night doe!
Stitchens by BigB0i October 5, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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