Stitching 

The act of simultaneously alternating between / (forward slash), \ (back slash) in a back & forth sewing-like fashion. Usually done just for fun.

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
“Hey look, I’m stitching!”

Stitching by A.G. Zhark May 10, 2022

stitching 

a fast-paced, relatively new sport invented by 4 citizens from Manchester, New Hampshire. the sport is played by the following rules and regulations.1. get a skateboard and a motor-vehicle. 2. ride the skateboard behind the back of a car or SUV, preferrably a Jeep™, using a tow cable or bungee cord ( either one is adequate). typically with 3 people: 1 driver and 2 stitchers. or 4 people: 1 driver, 2 stitchers, and 1 cameraman. although there are no documented attempts at this rapidly growing sport, it is a sport nonetheless.

Dude, i had such an awesome time stitching yesterday even though my neighbors told my parents that i was driving without a license.

or

Remember that time last summer when we went stitching and i fell off the board when we were going down a hill doing 40 m.p.h. and i got those huge gashes all on my whole right side.

stitching by Bobby Enderson December 9, 2008

Stitching 

To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.

"Oh man, I stitched the bong"
"I just stitched myself up"

Stitching by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005

stitching quilts 

permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.

what's wrong with Bryan?

homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be

straddling the fence.

stitching quilts by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

stitching a deuce

When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.

John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.

stitching a deuce by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008

stitching the spine 

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.

Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.

stitching the spine by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021

Hem Stitching 

What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.

"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."

Hem Stitching by LyndonJohnsonsGhost April 15, 2010