statblock

When you can't think of a status to post on facebook.

Man, i haven't updated my status in weeks. I have statblock.

statblock by SomeRandomGuy37 March 3, 2011

slayblock

What happens when you are trying to get with a girl in some way and someone else intercepts you or gets in your way, preventing the slay.

Peder walked in and slayblocked me when I was about to make my move with sarah

slayblock by pener April 4, 2005

Shotblocking

Demanding the last of a communal bottle of liquor, thereby preventing the shareholders from any further shots.

Thanks for the last of the Cuervo, Justin. Sorry for shotblocking.

Shotblocking by Sherlock Homie March 27, 2011

Skateblock 

A person who gets in your way when your skateboarding.similar to cockblock but with skateboarding.

Damn it Tito stop skateblocking get out of my way

Skateblock by jonathan666 January 8, 2009

stallblocker 

An extremely selfish person who uses a public toilet so frequently, and for such extended periods of time, that others are denied legitimate and reasonable use of that public toilet.

Tim: Why did you leave the office unexpectedly this afternoon, Brian?
Brian: Because the Stallblocker blocked me so many times today, I had to go home to use the restroom.

stallblocker by Scurf331 October 21, 2014

Stanblackpinkh0e 

The funniest blonk ever 🥺
Bts anti as they should 😩

A- hey have you followed stanblackpinkh0e yet?

B- no who’s that?

A- the funniest person ever follow them or die 🥺

Stanblackpinkh0e by Lightsforlou June 8, 2021

starblocks 

yung joc's coffee shop

if you need the number 1-800-starblocks, coca latte damned to make ya heart stop

starblocks by doubleu May 20, 2007