stalkblocked 

Having the intent to facebook stalk someone only to find that they are either hidden or have their profile on private.

"I tried to looking him up after our date and he totally stalkblocked me"

stalkblocked by crysmiss January 16, 2012

birthday stalkblocked 

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts

Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked

birthday stalkblocked by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011

talkblocked 

The act of removing someone from your conversations and/or life by not updating them when you change your email or other social networking contact information. Also accomplished by defriending them on social networking sites.

Example:
Guy 1: Do your emails keep getting returned when you email Stacie?
Guy 2: Man, I think you got talkblocked.

talkblocked by thundersnow December 8, 2010

stallblocker 

An extremely selfish person who uses a public toilet so frequently, and for such extended periods of time, that others are denied legitimate and reasonable use of that public toilet.

Tim: Why did you leave the office unexpectedly this afternoon, Brian?
Brian: Because the Stallblocker blocked me so many times today, I had to go home to use the restroom.

stallblocker by Scurf331 October 21, 2014

Stalkblocking 

Stalkblocking: to block an online social network stalker. The term created by BC is the latest Facebook trend.

It is a word best used to block the worst of the worst online, relentless stalkers that just can't take no for an answer.

Someone who is eventually "Stalkblocked" has a history of sending multiple messages, inappropriate posts to walls, message threads and continues despite numerous warnings.

Jane Doe is stalkblocking! Another one bites the dust! Delete and Block!

Stalkblocking by DaisyDawg February 18, 2010

stalkblock 

when the social media you're using digitally 'twitches' when you're about to click on a friends name to see what they're up to. Usually the result of heavenly intervention, God's trying to tell you something, specifically that you're a creeper & stop stalking for a while. Take a break!

Man, I was about to peek in on my ex to see what she's up to, when Facebook twitched on me - I was totally stalkblocked! Maybe it's time to take a break from this chick...

stalkblock by Benjobsessin' March 16, 2011