doubleu's definitions

tonzi

A boring person to hang out with. A Not so good-looking person but be careful he might be your kryptonite. It has the word TON in it , thus becoming your kryptonzinyte

careful bishes you might have been tonzified before you knew it.

by doubleU December 1, 2013

profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.

That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne

by doubleu December 18, 2010

nigtro

When a hip-hop/r&b artist of varying popularity performs the introduction on a pop tune.

teen 1: Did you see Hillary Duff's new "Reach Out" video? It's so hot!
teen 2: Yeah but I could've done without the nigtro though...

by doubleu August 26, 2009

roachy roach

another affectionate nickname for a roach

dude 1: wanna fish tonight?
dude 2: can't. no shrubbery
dude 1: well, i've got a couple roachy roaches we can smoke if you want

by doubleu February 11, 2009

horsehead pic

An unflattering picture of one's face achieved by taking a picture of yourself at arm's length. The effect is amplified in dark places like clubs, bars, etc. when the flash washes out your face.

Guy1: Is her nose really that big?
Guy2: Nah, her nose just looks like that cause it's a horsehead pic

by doubleu February 5, 2009

fret lube

Fret lube is using the oil from your forehead or nose to lube up the buttons on a guitar hero/rock band guitar for faster playing.

Rock Band Player 1: Damn, I can't hit that green/red to blue/orange transition.
Rock Band Player 2: Dude, use some fret lube on that shit and shred it up!

by doubleu January 12, 2009

FoF

stands for 'Fuck Off Friday', meaning, when you don't do anything at work on a Friday.

Damn, I was hoping for FoF today, but i'm working my ass off here!

by doubleu October 9, 2008