Spotblocked

When spotify interrupts your music session with a stupid ad.

John: Yeah, nest song is awesome
Spotify: Now on spotify premium...
John: Fuckin' spotblocked!!!

by DonutsAreForTheWorld October 14, 2016

scottblocked

When your friend has gone through every single girl on tinder, rendering you cockblocked by association

Ex:
Jimmy:

"Russ, my Tinder date went really well, they she realized she went out with a friend of mine who is an asshole and just up and left."

Russ: "dude, you got scottblocked, again

by Garzaback June 2, 2014

Potblocked

When someone blocks you from getting marijuana such as cops, people,etc.

Wolverine:Yo those cops just busted our dealer!
Casanova: Shit man we just got potblocked!

by Prototype On The Beat March 30, 2010

spockblocked

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.

You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!

by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011