blonk

Immature Blink (BLACKPINK fandom)

That blonk trying to get their attention to other fandom lol

by K-pop lovers December 16, 2018

blonk

As Used mostly in Australian jails, a blonk is somewhat of an analygist to an idiot.

1. You are a blonk.
2. He's a blonk.

by IKU April 04, 2005

blonk

A complex manouevre that involves closing one eye whilst keeping the other one open.

The Doctor: Since encountering the Weeping Angels, I've been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and I've finally figured one out.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.

by abcd_z August 12, 2010

blonk

To hit someone with a large trout that weighs at least 20 pounds.

He was being annoying, so I blonked him.

by Kate the Toad Slayer September 16, 2007

blonk

A personal online diary in which the author writes solely about herself (originating from the term "blog").

"Nobody tells me anything anymore. They're scared it's going to wind up in my blonk. As if! This blonk is strictly me me me, that's the whole point of a blonk isn't it?"

by Annie Rhiannon December 09, 2006

blonk

Blonk is a word that some people use to describe the act of screwing someone over in a major way when at least one of the participants does not know the other's name.
syn. screw

As soon as she saw his four inch thick muscles, she knew she wanted to blonk him.
When he took her car keys and threw them in the lake for no apparent reason, she was totally blonked.

by elfy September 18, 2004

blonk

To blonk is to blow your nose and accidentally loudly honk it in the process.

I blonked my nose so hard I heard the echo in the room.

by eric torkelson January 27, 2005