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Paul Stamets dose

When you eat 20 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms
Chase: what are your plans for the weekend?

Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.
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stupetetive 

Repeating an action or series of actions in the same manner which has failed in the past, and not learning from any stupid mistakes.
Damn, they're making the same mistakes they made last year, that's just stupetetive.
stupetetive by giraffe-o July 22, 2010
A divine person. A semi-god. These people are truly the masters of perfection.
We must obey and serve him hi is sapetto!
sapetto by foreignerbyme February 20, 2011

Stapelton 

One of the worst areas in Staten Island. Can be comparable to Bushwick section of Brooklyn, the Hollis area of Queens, the Washington Heights area of Manhattan and The Bronx.
Co-Worker: Do you live near Stapelton? I heard its horrible there.
Me: Hell no, I stay BELOW the Staten Island Expressway.
Stapelton by The Urbanette December 9, 2008
A person who is generally a nice guy, has a large appreciation for Batman and all that is Marvel and DC. Usually has a comb over, whether or not it is natural.
English teacher with a name similar to staple, but spelt, stapel.
Stapel by General Fang May 26, 2009

stapitchulous 

Ethan Dolan,will you care to explain wtf this word means?
A word used by Ethan Dolan(which probably means scary or amazing)to describe one of their videos.
Today is the day this video goes up... can’t wait to show u guys it’s actually crazy/spooky/intense/stapitchulous/funny
stapitchulous by distractdolan July 31, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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