Staped

A mix between 'stapled' and 'raped'. Also means something incredibly cool, rad, great, etc.

Man that show was staped!

by Dr. Phillius October 8, 2008

staped

destroyed someone in a 1v1

"i staped this guy really badly i bet he is so mad"

by yeet 09 March 23, 2019

v card stamped

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Wayne Stated

When Wayne State University pulls a drastic, last second change affecting a large portion of the student body.

I had my schedule all set up to have Tuesdays off, and then the week before classes start they tell us that this class meets on Tuesdays, despite what is posted when registering. We all just got Wayne Stated.

They changed the syllabus with 2 weeks notice and moved our calculations exam up a whole week to the same day that we have our biochem exam. We all just got Wayne Stated.

by ModulusPharmD October 6, 2011

Heart shaped soda tab

When someone gives you a soda tab in the shape of a heart glued together (with both middle parts intact) it means they are asking you to be their significant other ( or just simply expressing their feelings)

“Yea they gave me a heart shaped soda tab, we’re dating now”

by Nezuko05 July 6, 2021

Wayne Stated

Basically this is when you get screwed and its 100% not your fault... its the system.

When you wake up at 6:30, get to wayne at 8 and Kresgee isn't unlocking its doors. So you freeze for like 5 mins till somebody hears you dying outside. Then you get inside and they are doing construction so now you cant even study. "Man I got wayne stated today"

by imfurzini May 22, 2018