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not unlike a mushroom stamp, a stampon is the sexual act where the male removes his penis from the females menstrating vagina and strikes the female in the face or forehead, leaving a red stamp in the shape of the penis.

called a stampon due to the penis acting as a temporary tampon and also being used as a stamping utensil.
My girlfriend told me she was menstrating while we were having sex. Angered, I pulled myself out and gave her a stampon to show my disapproval.
stampon by Nedd February 3, 2007
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food-stamping 

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.
Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.
food-stamping by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018
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Who is that lady does she stampo?
Stampo by Emexico March 8, 2020
The Spanish word for "stamp"
I need to go out and buy some stampos
stampos by beholdtheyellow April 18, 2009

Shampons 

Tampons made from a Sham Wow.
Instead of buying a box of tampons, my girlfriend reused some shampons.
Shampons by moss1972 May 29, 2009

Vein Stamping 

Repeatedly smacking your girlfriend in the lips with your stiff, rigid, veiny penis.
Rachel sucked me off last night. After nutting her chin, I did a little vein stamping. Her lips are a little sore and chapped today.
Vein Stamping by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

slug stamping 

"The female equivilent (sic) of Tea Bagging" (according to Wikipedia's entry for "Teabagging" as of 19 March 2009); ergo, the act of pressing ("stamping") the vagina against the mouth or on or around the face (including the top of the head) of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion as in irrumatio. This practice can leave a pattern of viscous moisture on the recipient's face or head, vaguely reminiscent of a slight trail of slime a slug would leave were it to travel around someone's face/head.
Although this term is acknowledged in Wikipedia, it does not seem to be prevalent on the internet at this time.
Mary spent quality foreplay time slug stamping Pat before fully grinding her 'gina on her lover's mouth.
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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