Shampons 

Tampons made from a Sham Wow.

Instead of buying a box of tampons, my girlfriend reused some shampons.

Shampons by moss1972 May 29, 2009

Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.

Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.

Shampoosterbate by JRED33 October 23, 2013

National Shampionship 

The absurd final game played every year by two good, but by no means always the best, college football teams.

There is always some degree of controversy surrounding exactally how the BCS determins which two teams will play in said game. But it seems to have a lot to do with popularity, and the amount of money that can be made off of the game.

It has almost nothing to do with how good your team really is. Especially if your team is from a smaller, non big-money school. as you will seemingly never get a chance to play in it. They will even use the officals to thier favor in altering games that would force them to give you a shot, instead of the team they want to go.

Putting time back on the clock at the very end of the Big 12 Championship, was a really sneaky way to give pretty-boy McCoy, and the overrated longhorns an undeserved shot at the national shampionship. It's too bad they couldn't screw Alabama over, so Tebow could be there too.

National Shampionship by Jim Bro December 6, 2009

Shampost 

The frazzled ends of a sheep’s wool.

My hair is so shamposty today!

Shampost by PedestrianJon October 12, 2005

Shampon 

A feminine hygiene product made of a Sham-Wow, similar to a tampon. Lasts all week and is re-usable. Turns red when done.

Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)

Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!

Mother: Your grandmother asked me to give this to you when she passed away

Daughter: A Shampon! Thanks, I'll never have to buy a tampon again!

Shampon by McSchlops September 1, 2009

Shampoosiando 

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo. It can also mean to goof off at work.

Mario likes to hide in the back corner to shampoosiando for 5-10 minutes.

Shampoosiando by 7031 April 14, 2022

shampionship

A title that is won through illegitimate means; a sham.

An 8 on 5 advantage helped the Miami Heat claim their first shampionship in the 2006 NBA Finals.

shampionship by supdoggydog June 29, 2007