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a) a hard-worker..

b) a created player in a video game in which all his attributes would be 99

3) 113 yr old man who works 3 hour shifts once a week, but in those three hours does more than all of the other workers combined
in at 12, out at 3..pulled a sampong today!

wow, you moved all those boxes? really samponged it up eh?
Sampong by Agent Vook November 24, 2010
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SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.
Ohhh Sh*t its SamSong hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo spicy chicken!
samsong by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014

Sampung libo kada pamilya

"10k kada pamilya" or also known as "sampung libo kada pamilya ni Alan Peter Cayetano" is the most famous line in the Philippines, mostly in the comment sections of every social media flat-forms.

- it means that the person named 'alan peter cayetano' need to pay every family 10 thousand pesos. But he didn't even bother, so the whole people starts arguing about it on social media.
Person 1: bro, I'm so hungry
Person 2: don't worry bro! we just have to wait for the 10k that was promised by Alan Peter Cayetano.
Person 1: oh, you're right! the sampung libo kada pamilya.
A superior leader in the Ashanti tribe
Nana sarpong
sarpong by Wedt April 18, 2018
The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.
Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!
sampon by Turd Furguson9652 May 23, 2007
The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.
Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!
sampon by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007

Zion Sapong 

A creator who revolves his content around drill... will not be surprised if he blows up in the next few years! He had managed to grow a big drill platform on tiktok, it’s just time that matters now!
Damn if it wasn’t for Zion sapong, the drill tiktok community wouldn’t be as big
Zion Sapong by Driller2trappy November 17, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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