Slampon

A vodka soaked tampon. Useful for getting drunk during the work day without the appearance of consuming an alcoholic beverage at your desk.

"There's no way I would have been able to get through today without my six-pack of Slampons."

by tampaxadvice November 21, 2009

Slamposium

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.

While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.

by Chiever feat. Five Dolla January 27, 2012

slambony

A instant boner. When you do not expect or want it. It is quite embarrassing.

When Jackie walked into the room I got a slambony.

by Jay Ford December 9, 2008

Slampanion

A companion that you have an agreement with to slam whenever is convenient.

Kevin: 'Are you guys dating?'
Max: 'Nah man, we're slampanions'

by P.N. March 30, 2010

slampooned

When you get slammed (hammered, drunk, ect...), and also get some "poon". The phrase is growing in DMV area universities, and has even been heard in Carolina schools.

Jacob: Who's ready to get SLAMPOONED?
Todd: I'm already slammed, so we just need some poon

by Cct236 October 16, 2015

Shampons

Tampons made from a Sham Wow.

Instead of buying a box of tampons, my girlfriend reused some shampons.

by moss1972 May 29, 2009

Slambonytonied

The state of being immeasurably stoned or high.

Nick: *hits bong* Dude I am slambonytonied right now.

Garrett: You're tonied?!?

Nick: Slambonied.

by OccupiedGarrett February 2, 2023