stalets

The stale cereal found on the bottom of the box. Usually occurs when pouring cereal out of the box and the extras not falling back into the bag.

The guy liked to savor the few stalets left when he was finished with his box of Cheerios.

by cpai October 24, 2007

Paul Stamets dose

When you eat 20 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms

Chase: what are your plans for the weekend?

Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 30, 2023

skaletsky

a big harry penis usually unnatural

that is one handsome skaletsky you got there

by carmen isorella May 2, 2007

Smalets

To grip an uncircumcised penis at its base and vigorously shake it after urination or ejaculation so as to expel left-over urine and/or ejaculate trapped under the foreskin.

1. After servicing her clients, Rosita always applied a brief smalets. She never charged extra for this service, and her clients appreciated the attention to detail.

2. Unlike the other boys, Jack's briefs were always free of yellow stains because he never forgot to smalets himself before stepping away from the urinal.

by Jdog1 July 24, 2009

Worldwide Starlets

What you become when you form a band and win Battle of the Bands according to Teen Girl Squad.

"Worldwide Starlets get much boys ... or so I have read."

by Scarlett February 2, 2005

rj stalesky

the coolest kid in the world

rj stalesky is soooo hot

by rj stalesky March 28, 2009

stalesonality

You have a stale personality, boring and uninteresting!

Stacey, you wont get any guys with that stalesonality!

by NYanonymous June 26, 2014