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A very large human turd having all of the following characteristics:

1. One end of the turd completely disappears into the hole at the bottom of the toilet while showing no signs of tapering off.

2. The other end of the turd pokes out of the water so that it does not begin to taper off at any point beneath the water line.

3. The turd must have arrived in its present state/form completely unassisted. In other words, manipulation of a turd after it is expelled from the anus disqualifies it as a proper mushkadini.
Dave: Dude, I took Jean to this all-you-can-eat place last night and then dropped a sweet mushkadini at her apartment.

Bill: That's hilarious...Did she say anything?

Dave: Yeah. Stupid bitch said it wasn't a true mushkadini because it tapered off beneath the waterline or something.

Bill: You showed Jean your mushkadini?
by Jdog1 July 24, 2009
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The frothy mixture of pre-cum and smegma that builds up around the head of an uncircumcised penis during masturbation.
1. Horrified, Vickie realized only too late that the slippery substance on Mike's keyboard was snicle.

2. Jonathon was always playing tricks on Julia. Once he dabbed a small amount of snicle on the lip of her soda can and chuckled to himself as she unknowingly took a sip.
by Jdog1 July 25, 2009
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To grip an uncircumcised penis at its base and vigorously shake it after urination or ejaculation so as to expel left-over urine and/or ejaculate trapped under the foreskin.
1. After servicing her clients, Rosita always applied a brief smalets. She never charged extra for this service, and her clients appreciated the attention to detail.

2. Unlike the other boys, Jack's briefs were always free of yellow stains because he never forgot to smalets himself before stepping away from the urinal.
by Jdog1 July 24, 2009
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1. NOUN: An acronym for Polish American Princess.

2. VERB: To be left with nothing. To be robbed of all human dignity and earthly possessions (usually by a PAP).
John: Dude, did you hear what happened to Dave?

Frank: No, but I haven't heard from him since he moved to Chicago to marry that PAP last year.

John: Yeah, well, apparently he's couch surfing now. Lost everything in a nasty divorce. His sister says he tried to kill himself.

Frank: Man, Dave really got papped on that one!
by Jdog1 July 22, 2009
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A Filipino prostitute, working in the Philippine city of Olongapo, who specializes in being shit on.
Sailor 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Chief did last night?

Sailor 2: No man, what'd he do?

Sailor 1: He got all fucked up, picked up an Olongapo-Outhouse, and did the nasty right there in front of half the division.

Sailor 2: What the...Hasn't the Chief had the runs all week?

Sailor 1: Exactly!
by Jdog1 July 31, 2009
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1. A food whose taste that, when consumed while stoned, is considered by the stoned individual to represent the pinnacle of gastronomic delights.

2. An appropriately broad term that refers to a highly individualistic and subjective range of foods and tastes.
Typical exchange using the term Stoner Food:

Stoner One: Dude, we should get somethin' to eat...

Stoner Two: Ya bro...I could go for some tacos right now...

Stoner One: Fuck tacos dude...We should get a fuckin' pizza...Like, maybe a Hawaiian or some shit. No! BBQ! BBQ's the shiznit!

Stoner Two: No way dude...Tacos or you're driving...You drive, your choice...

by Jdog1 September 15, 2008
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