Smalets

To grip an uncircumcised penis at its base and vigorously shake it after urination or ejaculation so as to expel left-over urine and/or ejaculate trapped under the foreskin.

1. After servicing her clients, Rosita always applied a brief smalets. She never charged extra for this service, and her clients appreciated the attention to detail.

2. Unlike the other boys, Jack's briefs were always free of yellow stains because he never forgot to smalets himself before stepping away from the urinal.

Smalets by Jdog1 July 24, 2009

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skaletsky

a big harry penis usually unnatural

that is one handsome skaletsky you got there

skaletsky by carmen isorella May 2, 2007

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Smalets • SmaltSpatha • skaletsky • stalets

SmaltSpatha

Crowned Prince of Retards

SmaltSpatha was being a dickhead

SmaltSpatha by JpTheDouchebag March 8, 2019

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SmaltSpatha

The Crowned Prince of Retards

SmaltSpatha is an absolute fucking idiot, all he does is act like a nine year old

SmaltSpatha by I Think Moto Moto Likes You March 8, 2019

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stalets

The stale cereal found on the bottom of the box. Usually occurs when pouring cereal out of the box and the extras not falling back into the bag.

The guy liked to savor the few stalets left when he was finished with his box of Cheerios.

stalets by cpai October 24, 2007

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Smales

Someone who is a massive cunt.

You’re a proper smales sometimes

Smales by skittzzzzz cunt November 23, 2021

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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