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Statuholic 

Someone that is absolutely addicted to updating their status.
George: " Dude who is that chick over there? She's kinda hot!"
Pete: " Oh, yeah thats Stacy. She's hot but she is a total Statuholic."
George: " Dang, I really think she looks damn fine. But being a Statuholic totally ruins it."
Statuholic by AskYourAss June 11, 2011
Related Words
A Stafula is another word for burnt waffle. It is not usally used as an insult.
"I don't really like Stafulas, they're too crispy and hot."
Stafula by John Von Garde August 21, 2020
To shut the actual f*** up
Jorge stafu
STAFU by LolHoper164 December 26, 2019

staffhole 

A self-important Capitol Hill staffer. Staffholes usually wear i.d. badges outside of work to prove how important they are, and are frequently on Blackberries or iPhones, conducting "important business."
"I got shoved this morning by some staffhole on his iPhone, updating his Twitter account."
staffhole by posesqueen July 22, 2009
Abbreviation of Shut the Actual Fuck Up.
(It has been a long night. Peter has been snoring all night and Joy can't take it anymore)

Peter: *Gorilla snore*

Joy: STAFU
STAFU by shitguys!shit September 24, 2011
a way to say stfu while talking with people
HEY STAFU YOU STUPID BiTCH
stafu by Jack February 17, 2005