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Stafula (not frog) 

A frightening, cannibalistic demifrog. Currently on the run from the FBI after violating his parole conditions. Urban legend says that it's still looking for people to devour to this day, and it is recommended you report any sightings to your local law enforcement agency.
Candy: I want to hug you guys, you're so adorable! /p
Stafula (not frog): I wanna eat you
Stafula (not frog) by BulliedCandy February 5, 2022
the act of unintentional procrastination
stagulate by Valarie March 16, 2005

Stagulating

Slow moving; Not responding quickly enough. Got molasses up the a**! A snail-like mutha-sucka!
The liquor sto closes in 10 minutes. Yo nigga, why u stagulating, I'm trying to get my drink on before we go to the club.
Stagulating by Mr. & Mrs. Feazell August 14, 2006

Premature Stabulation 

Lunging to stab someone WAY too early in Call of Duty, followed by being stabbed by the enemy.
John: Did you kill that guy?
Jeff: No, I prematurely stabulated!!!
John: That sucks
Jeff: I'm so frickin pissed!!!
John: Classic case of premature stabulation

Stagulating

stop your stagulating and move your ass !!
Of or having to do with states.
"This neighborhood is very statularly diverse" - observation of license plates from many states.
statular by Disaster Girl February 6, 2005