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Statuholic 

Someone that is absolutely addicted to updating their status.

George: " Dude who is that chick over there? She's kinda hot!"
Pete: " Oh, yeah thats Stacy. She's hot but she is a total Statuholic."
George: " Dang, I really think she looks damn fine. But being a Statuholic totally ruins it."

Statuholic by AskYourAss June 11, 2011