staffhole

A self-important Capitol Hill staffer. Staffholes usually wear i.d. badges outside of work to prove how important they are, and are frequently on Blackberries or iPhones, conducting "important business."

"I got shoved this morning by some staffhole on his iPhone, updating his Twitter account."

by posesqueen July 22, 2009

Staffhole

The arrogant asshole personnel who make up an organizational staff and have a general propensity to abuse their position when dealing or associating with others, often due to their perceived status, assumed power as part of their position led by incompetence. Frequently associated with incompetent local, state and federal representative offices and similar bureaucracies. Unaccountable, faceless and blameless in nature, yet consistenly blame and bitch at everyone else. These will often be the first individuals to promote a positive blog entry for their self-serving bosses, when the general public is ready to put some of their flesh on the yardarm.

Make a call to a politicians office to voice a concern or request (such as ANY Keli-fornia state ass-embly or spend-a-tor) you'll often be greeted by a Staffhole who will avoid answering/discussing the original topic and then insult you by letting you know how really insignificant your needs are. Oh, and don't dare to bother them again. They KNOW who you are.

by arotrhd June 19, 2009

Staffle

To increase or decrease something in stages or increments over a specific time period.

Instead of asking for the full increase up front, Vincent agreed to staffle it, and gain the full amount over time.

by Euro English TM October 15, 2009

starhole

Starhole is another word for your anus.

" I gave her the "shocker" by inserting two fingers in her box and one in her starhole, and she loved it!!"

by KarenLess November 20, 2004

staffle womp

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain

Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp

by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019

Barf out your Starhole

To take a greasy runny shit with explosive force. This usually occurs after a hard night of drink and consumption of substandard foods such as Taco Bell, or 7-11 Burritos.

Also known as

1) You asshole yelling at the toilet
2) The Technicolour fart
3) Taking a 12

You drank so much last night and went to McDonalds, this morning your probably gonna "Barf out your Starhole" 4 times.

by Slapvanwolla October 7, 2009

stasshole

a woman named stacy who is an asshole.

"you know, dude, stacy is sure acting like an asshole, but i'm tired of saying stacy the asshole, so i'll just call her stasshole, k?"

by stasshole January 1, 2013