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Staffhole 

The arrogant asshole personnel who make up an organizational staff and have a general propensity to abuse their position when dealing or associating with others, often due to their perceived status, assumed power as part of their position led by incompetence. Frequently associated with incompetent local, state and federal representative offices and similar bureaucracies. Unaccountable, faceless and blameless in nature, yet consistenly blame and bitch at everyone else. These will often be the first individuals to promote a positive blog entry for their self-serving bosses, when the general public is ready to put some of their flesh on the yardarm.
Make a call to a politicians office to voice a concern or request (such as ANY Keli-fornia state ass-embly or spend-a-tor) you'll often be greeted by a Staffhole who will avoid answering/discussing the original topic and then insult you by letting you know how really insignificant your needs are. Oh, and don't dare to bother them again. They KNOW who you are.
Staffhole by arotrhd June 19, 2009
To increase or decrease something in stages or increments over a specific time period.
Instead of asking for the full increase up front, Vincent agreed to staffle it, and gain the full amount over time.
Staffle by Euro English TM October 15, 2009

starhole 

Starhole is another word for your anus.
" I gave her the "shocker" by inserting two fingers in her box and one in her starhole, and she loved it!!"
starhole by KarenLess November 20, 2004

staffle womp 

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain
Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp
staffle womp by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019

Barf out your Starhole 

To take a greasy runny shit with explosive force. This usually occurs after a hard night of drink and consumption of substandard foods such as Taco Bell, or 7-11 Burritos.

Also known as

1) You asshole yelling at the toilet
2) The Technicolour fart
3) Taking a 12
You drank so much last night and went to McDonalds, this morning your probably gonna "Barf out your Starhole" 4 times.

stasshole 

a woman named stacy who is an asshole.
"you know, dude, stacy is sure acting like an asshole, but i'm tired of saying stacy the asshole, so i'll just call her stasshole, k?"
stasshole by stasshole January 1, 2013
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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