Various and sundry snack foods (pretzels, chips, cheese, etc.) consumed while sitting around watchingtelevision.
Hey Lois, I'm too lazy to get off my duff and Seinfeld is on. Can you bring me some pretzels and some other snackage on your way back from the kitchen?
when its really hot out and you're wearing boxers, so your balls are sagging and your thighs are sweaty. this causes your balls to stick to the side of your leg, creating a very awkward situation that always need to be fixed.
Man #1: "Dude, why you keep awkwardly tugging at your balls?"
Man #2: "My balls are all sweaty. I've got some serious stickage"