stabalise
It's like when you get a bird preggers... then realise she'd a ho so you drop one in her stomach.... You stabilised the situation....
stabalise by TheStud2013 October 7, 2013
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stabalise
Tom was a young man, his girlfriend selfishly got pregnant.
Tom was not happy when Tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of sex, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather....
Tom waited for Tina to be sick.... When he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.
Tom was not happy when Tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of sex, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather....
Tom waited for Tina to be sick.... When he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.
stabalise by William-Shakespeare November 4, 2013
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stabalise
I say, I came home one evening to the news that my beloved wife, Clara, was pregnant. I proceeded to go to the sword case to retrieve the medieval longsword and headed back into the library.
Clara lay there as I stabalised the situation with sword, repeatedly poking her womb. All is well now, but i ruined a bloody good sword.
Clara lay there as I stabalised the situation with sword, repeatedly poking her womb. All is well now, but i ruined a bloody good sword.
stabalise by DanielMurphy October 7, 2013
Stabalone
An exclusive title earned by only the toughest of Vagina's in which they prove their value by enduring an onslaught of the most rough and violent fucking from the largest and most ferocious dicks.
Stabalone by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
stabilise
To troll in such a way that you would give up your own gaming experience in order to destroy it for someone else.
stabilizers
the metaphorical brakes that a girl can apply to the progression of a relationship with a close friend, usually in the friend zone, usual due to the irrational nature of the mind of a girl.
"has Jeff got himself a sweet and sticky surprise from Amy yet?"
"nah, she she's keeping on their stabilizers"
"nah, she she's keeping on their stabilizers"
stabilizers by bastante March 10, 2013
Stabilize the Bed
The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
Stabilize the Bed by toby69420 October 17, 2017
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