stabilizers

the metaphorical brakes that a girl can apply to the progression of a relationship with a close friend, usually in the friend zone, usual due to the irrational nature of the mind of a girl.

"has Jeff got himself a sweet and sticky surprise from Amy yet?"
"nah, she she's keeping on their stabilizers"

stabilizers by bastante March 10, 2013

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Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

Stabilize the Bed by toby69420 October 17, 2017

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stabilized

Euphemism for "Died" among paramedics.

Bob: How'd your patient with the chest pain do?
Al: Uh, he stabilized after a couple of hours.
Bob: Bummer!

stabilized by NMBurnout May 29, 2005

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Stabilivertiphobia

Stabilivertiphobia is the fear of not being on stable or firm ground, particularly when at a height, combining elements of acrophobia (fear of heights) and a need for physical stability. It’s often triggered by situations where the ground is perceived as unreliable or insecure, such as standing on a high tower or a cliff edge without protective barriers.

1. I didn't realize I had stabilivertiphobia until I was on that glass floor viewing platform. Everyone was enjoying the view, but I just wanted to crawl back to solid ground!

2. Watching videos of people climbing tall, swaying structures gives me serious stabilivertiphobia; I can’t help but feel like I’m up there with them, and it freaks me out.

3. Even though I’m fine flying in a plane, being on a rooftop without high safety rails triggers my stabilivertiphobia. There’s just something about seeing the edge that makes my stomach turn.

Stabilivertiphobia by Cosmiclightning April 14, 2024

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The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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